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The Latest Jokes - Page 92
There's a guy drowning in the ocean, and a big bost comes by and says, "Do you want any help?" The guy says, "No, God will save me," so the boat leaves. Then another big boat comes by and asks, "Do you want any help?," and the guy says, "No, God will save me." The guy drowns. He goes up to heaven and says, "God, why didn't you save me?" God replies, "I sent 2 big boats for you, you dummy!!"
Why is a lion in the desert like Christmas? They both have "sandy claws".
I lit a sausage on fire and it became a hot dog.
Last time I heard that joke I fell off my dinosaur.
what do pirates and rappers have in common? they both say "yo ho."
which is heavier a pound of lead or a pound of feathers
plato:to do is to be;aristole;to be is to do;sinatra:do be do be do
Last time I heard that joke I fell off my dinosaur.
take me drunk im home
Why is the little tomato embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
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