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The Latest Jokes - Page 93
Mary had a little lamb..BUT I ATE It..MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
Gimme a break. Ouch, my arm !
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first one says, "I'm positive."
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Why did the cooke go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
If life is so fair, why do roses have thorns?
Three Rednecks were working high up on a cell phone tower - Cooter, Pete and KC. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, dang, someone should go and tell his wife." KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?" "Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Cooter's widow'." She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are." Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff
Whats the best way to have a Universe Party? Planet!
what kind of drink do cheerleaders drink?
Root beer!
your momma's so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
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