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The Latest Jokes - Page 94
what did the bartender say when the horse walked into the bar? why the long face?
Why did the pianist get arrested? He was caught fingering A minor.
what's the difference between a duck?
One, because two is both the same.
Why did the pianist get arrested? He was caught fingering A minor.
life isn't like a box of chocolates, its like a jar of halipienos
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
What do you get when you mix a onion and a donkey? An ass that will bring a tear to your eye.
About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like ‘Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.
What happened when a frog parked his car illegally? He got toad away.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in - tents!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: what is yellow, eats grass, and runs on wheels? a bus! i lied about the grass. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 49.0909% The joke's popularity is: 5.297
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