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The Latest Jokes - Page 95
Chuck Norris and Steven Seagul walked into a bar. The bar exploded because it could not contain such a high level of awesomeness.
Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed.
"Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk, and then somewhere between here and my house, I was abducted by an alien?"
Everyone is shocked. "I heard about this kind of thing happening!" Bills says. "What did the alien do to you?"
"I don't remeber all the details," Ted says. "All I remember is being anally probed by the alien."
Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that!" Steve says. "What did the alien look like?"
Ted responds, "Carl."
A girl on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" answered a cuckoo doesn't make it's own nest from a friends help and wins a million dollars. She asks that friend how she got the answer. She says everyone knows a cuckoo lives in a clock.
why did the pirate see the movie? because it was rated 'arrr'!!
tu connais la blague de la voiture? oh elle est déja passée
A little boy asks his father, "Dad is God a man or a woman?" His father replies, "both." He then asks if God is black or white, to which the father replies both.... Then the little boy says, "Daddy is God, Michael Jackson>"
where does a vampire accosionaly go?
A blood bank!
your momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
I walked into a bar and clothsed-lined myself.
so there was this couple that was having a baby. when they got to the hospital the doctor told them that they had developed a machine that would give some of the pain to the father of the child, so the couple agreed to go with it. at first they went with 10% of the pain but the husband said he didn't feel anything so they turned it up and he still didn't feel anything so they kept turning it up until eventually 100% of the pain was transferred to the father. So they delivered a happy healthy baby and they went home and the mailman was dead on their porch.
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