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The Latest Jokes - Page 97
why are there gates around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in.
I played a silent tape on full blast. It drove the mime next door insane.
A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?" With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight." That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find ... a book entitled - "The Meaning of Dreams."
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!
What did abtman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? "Robin, get the batmobile!"
How do you get an elephant in a safeway bag? You take the S out of Safe and the F out of Way.
(There is no F in way!)
A tall man walked into a bar...what did he do next?
He was passed out on the floor with a big bruise on his forehead
A man has a sick cow, and no doctor knows what to do with it. He asks a physicist for help. The physicist says, "Well if we assume the cow is a sphere..."
What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a porcupine? A REALLY tall toothbrush
There once was a boy from Peru,
Whos lymric ended on line two.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The redhead in the middle." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" "I don't like her." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 55.4054% The joke's popularity is: 4.568
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