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The Latest Jokes - Page 99
(WoW joke)
Your mom is so fat, it takes 2 warlocks to summon her
what do you call a man in an envelope?
Bill!
Two blonde's were walking through the forest when they came upon some tracks. "They're moose tracks!" says the first blonde. "No! They're bear tracks!" said the second. They argued for hours and hours about who was right. The next moning the newspaper headlines red: Two blondes killed by train.
A man was found dead in his muesli.
He was dragged in by a strong currant!
why did the chicken coop have 2 doors? if it had 4,it would be a chicken sedan!
There are 3 types of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aww, please don't cry.
Come up and see me some time when I have nothing on but the radio
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
what is darth vader's wife? elavator
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