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The Latest Jokes - Page 982
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: So there's a guy who runs a tomato booth at a farmer's market. He only has to say a few things, because his customers only ask him a few questions. During a normal day, this is his conversation: The customer asks "What do you sell here?" And he says "Tomaaatoes!!!" And the customer replies "How fresh are they?" "Fresh, fresh, fresh!" "Should I buy them?" "If you don't, someone else will!" But one day, a thief came to his booth and asked "What's in the cash register?" "Tomaaatoes!!!" "Are you being fresh with me?" "Fresh, fresh, fresh!" "Should I shoot you?" "If you don't, someone else will!" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0.000
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