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The Latest Jokes - Page 100
why didnt the skeleton play football?because he had no guts
why would you never shower with a pokemon? he might piccachu
what is green and tap dances?
fred asparagus
Knock, Knock?
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Oh come on it was only a joke there's no need to cry about it.
I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal. "Hey, you're using that machine to its exact purpose!"
So a molecule walks into a bar, and he says to his friend, "I lost an electron last night..." His friends says, "Oh my god, are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
how does a man with no arms and no legs cross the freeway? the answer is if you take the f out of free and the f out of way
Lou Gehrig died of "Lou Gehrig's Disease". Cooincidence???
I used spot remover on my dog - he disappeared.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man walks into a bar. And you know how that can hurt. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 64.4248% The joke's popularity is: 6.053
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