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The Latest Jokes - Page 100
why didnt the skeleton play football?because he had no guts
why would you never shower with a pokemon? he might piccachu
what is green and tap dances?
fred asparagus
Knock, Knock?
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Oh come on it was only a joke there's no need to cry about it.
I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal. "Hey, you're using that machine to its exact purpose!"
So a molecule walks into a bar, and he says to his friend, "I lost an electron last night..." His friends says, "Oh my god, are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
how does a man with no arms and no legs cross the freeway? the answer is if you take the f out of free and the f out of way
Lou Gehrig died of "Lou Gehrig's Disease". Cooincidence???
I used spot remover on my dog - he disappeared.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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