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The Latest Jokes - Page 4
Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause kids.
A woman was walking in a museum, when she saw a painting and said, "That is a horrible painting! How could anyone hang such a thing?!"
Then the guard said, "Madam, that is not a painting, it is a mirror."
what is white and cannot climb trees? A house.
You know you're a redneck if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying this:
"Well I just love that new Dollar Store. When I go there, I don't have to get all dressed up as if I'm going to Wal-Mart."
Why is Santa always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Where to bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station
I'm so stressed, life sure is a human race.
your mommas so stupid that when the weather man said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and ran outside
Why does an orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
your momma is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A rabbi, a priest and a pastor were all in a boat together fishing. The pastor said to the others, "I think I am going to go over to that shore and sit down." So, he gets out of the boat, walks across the water and sits down on the shore. Then, the priest says to the rabbi, "I think I going to go over there to join him." So, he does the same as the pastor and sits next to him on the shore. The rabbi thinks to himself, "Well, if they can do it, so can I!" So, he climbs out of the boat, but he falls in the water. The pastor says to the priest, "Do you think we should of told him where the rocks were?" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 81.9209% The joke's popularity is: 4.947
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