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The Latest Jokes - Page 4
Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause kids.
A woman was walking in a museum, when she saw a painting and said, "That is a horrible painting! How could anyone hang such a thing?!"
Then the guard said, "Madam, that is not a painting, it is a mirror."
what is white and cannot climb trees? A house.
You know you're a redneck if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying this:
"Well I just love that new Dollar Store. When I go there, I don't have to get all dressed up as if I'm going to Wal-Mart."
Why is Santa always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Where to bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station
I'm so stressed, life sure is a human race.
your mommas so stupid that when the weather man said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and ran outside
Why does an orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
your momma is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him smiling. "What do you have in your pocket?", she asked. "Tennis ball,? the man said smiling back. "Wow," said the blond looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 64.3200% The joke's popularity is: 4.097
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