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The Latest Jokes - Page 4
Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause kids.
A woman was walking in a museum, when she saw a painting and said, "That is a horrible painting! How could anyone hang such a thing?!"
Then the guard said, "Madam, that is not a painting, it is a mirror."
what is white and cannot climb trees? A house.
You know you're a redneck if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying this:
"Well I just love that new Dollar Store. When I go there, I don't have to get all dressed up as if I'm going to Wal-Mart."
Why is Santa always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Where to bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station
I'm so stressed, life sure is a human race.
your mommas so stupid that when the weather man said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and ran outside
Why does an orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice.
your momma is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?" Tom says, "I would switch one train to another track." "What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector. "I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever," answers Tom. "What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector. "Then," Tom continues, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box." "What if the phone was busy?" "In that case," Tom argues, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station". "What if that had been vandalized?" "Oh, well," says Tom, "in that case I'd run into town and get my Uncle Leo." This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that?" "Because he's never seen a train crash!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.508
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