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Why is it that we had a man go on the moon BEFORE we invented wheels on luggage?
if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles are ants!
your mamas so dumb it took her an hour to cook minute rice
The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres." The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere." The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night." The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday." The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning." Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Beacause he was out of juice.
Why did the kid take a ladder to school? He wanted to be in High School
There are two muffins on the oven. On says,"MAN Its hot in here!" The other says,"OH MY GOD! A talking muffin!"
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!
Mia: Why are you talking into the envelope?
Jenny: I'm sending a voice mail, why?
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
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