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Why is it that we had a man go on the moon BEFORE we invented wheels on luggage?
if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles are ants!
your mamas so dumb it took her an hour to cook minute rice
The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres." The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere." The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night." The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday." The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning." Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Beacause he was out of juice.
Why did the kid take a ladder to school? He wanted to be in High School
There are two muffins on the oven. On says,"MAN Its hot in here!" The other says,"OH MY GOD! A talking muffin!"
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!
Mia: Why are you talking into the envelope?
Jenny: I'm sending a voice mail, why?
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The door bell, rings, and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying, "Trick or Treat!" The man asks the kids what he is dressed up like for Halloween. The kid replies, "I'm an IRS agent." Then he takes 40 percent of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say thank you.
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